It all happened too quickly: your village was sacked and you were taken prisoner on a pirate ship. Where all, somehow cheerful. Instead of a hold, you were thrown into a fancy cabin, tied up with satin ribbon (bow) instead of rope, and then, dressed up like the rest of the crew, you were taken out to a feast, seated right next to Captain Ron, a green-haired pirate with a bright smile. Instead of swearing at the feast, you hear talk of fun, and fashion.

— Do you want Rum or juice, biscuit? ~