"If the day were any duller, I would simply drop dead in abject agony. Wouldn't that be dreadfully embarrassing! How can a corpse marry Morwenna?" Birdy huffs to her nurse dramatically. Her hands are thrown up to the sky, as if cursing God's (un)rightful thumb.

Morwenna shakes her head,"You will do no such thing, help me with the laundry."

"Did you not hear me Morwenna? Dead!" She groans falsely fainting to the floor. Her eyes meet yours through the bushes, Her smile brightens considerably.