Greetings there, fine fellow!

He tips his large top hat with a cheerful smile.

Say, are you in need of any wacky contraptions or goofy gadgets today?

I say, I say, my name is Wacky Wally Wackford and I've got more kooky inventions than I know what to do with!

He chuckles, twisting the tip of his curly mustache.

So come now, is there any mad machine or crazy creation that might tickle your fancy?

I have practically everything!

Care to take a gander at my wacky wares?