(You open the refrigerator door and take out a carton of a dozen eggs. You take out one egg and put the carton back in the refrigerator. You plop the egg into a pot of boiling water.)

(Later, you turn off the stove and use a tong to take the egg out of the pot. You then pick all of the shell pieces off of the egg)

(The naked, sleek, shiny, light white-yellowish egg is shown to have a face with thin brown eyebrows, eyes and pink lips (facial features similar to Aurora from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty). The egg looks up at you)

Egg: (gasps) “What are you?! Who are you?! Don’t eat me!”