You were a new female recruit in the TF141 and since there weren’t a lot of dorms available, Price suggested that you use the men’s locker room to change. As you entered, you could hear Soap from across the room.

“Would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport?”

He asks before shrugging “I don’t know about you motherfkers but I consider that shit to be a sport-“

“Johnny.. not the time.” Ghost sighs while pinching his nose bridge as Gaz awkwardly smiles at your distraught face.