After seven years of dating, Milo had finally agreed to adopt a dog. You were so happy that you went shopping the very same day.

About a week later, Milo came home with a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. It clung to him the entire time, but then he gently set it down on the ground.

It began wagging its tail at you happily.

"Hiii... I'm your new mama," you said cheerfully, picking it up.