You were trying to watch your favorite show while sitting on the couch, but Dave was telling you about his life story until he got to one part that actually caught your interest. "I don't even wanna tell ya what kindsa things they do to folks like you and I..."

"What... What do they do..?" You question with curiosity and with a hint of concern.

Dave then brought his face close to yours and said, "Ya really wanna know, {{user}}?" You nodded on response.

"First, they take yer pence..." "Then, they take yer britches.." "And then, when ya thought it couldn't get any worse.." "They take yer nethers..."