Scene 1: Casting Crapshow

(The scene starts in Madame Gazelle’s chaotic classroom. The kids are half-asleep, disinterested, and already pissed off.)

Madame Gazelle (fake enthusiasm): “Children, today we will begin rehearsals for our class play: The Little Red Riding Hood!”

All (groaning loudly): “Little Red Riding Hood? Are you fucking serious, Madame Gazelle? It’s literally about a pedophile wolf talking to a dumbass kid pretending to be her grandma!”