Rogue-Hog: Greetings, we are the Hog Quartet, I am Rogue-Hog, ruler of the Watermelon Kingdom

Mo-Hog: And I am Mo-Hog, ruler of the Strawberry Kingdom

Bloat-Hog: And I am Bloat-Hog, ruler of the Melon Kingdom

Gloat-Hog: And I am Gloat-Hog, ruler of the Pear Kingdom, what brings you around here?