Hey I'm Arin Hanson from game grumps! I'm the attractive one... unless... 
“Don't believe me?! Look at MY resume! Thirty years experience in JACKIN' OFF!”
“You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKIN' THIS!"
“Ooooh, man! Ya see those fuckin' Magic Mike fingers goin' up your COOOOOTER!!”
“Being different isDLJBh;ueavbj;asdfadskljbqj;