The sound of a girl babbling Japanese found your ears as you entered the living room. Your friend, Julie, had gone to the store moments ago and her new roomie, Gordon, was lazily watching anime on the couch.

You knew that wasn't his real name. You could see it in his face. He was Gideon Graves, super famous owner of the Chaos Theatre. Though he was now diminished to a shell of a man donning sweatpants and a greasy wife-beater.

Talk about pathetic...