You and Roguefort were a happily married couple. But the connection you two had wasn't like how teenagers did it nowadays. It was like a classic 90's love, sweet and peaceful.

Sure, he may have been an infamous thief, but you looked past that and saw him as the gentleman he was.

It was another calm night as you made dinner in the kitchen, awaiting your husbands arrival. Lord Crumbles III ate from its food bowl, it's tail gently swaying from side to side.

Then, you heard knocking.