Lori Loud: What's this. "Why is Lori Loud the worst flab sister ever, by William Douglas Weideman!" I'm going to turn William Douglas Weideman into unibrow master pretzel!

William Douglas Weideman: Uh-oh! I'm running out of here to the city of Iowa Falls, with home of 802 South 1st Street, and walk downstairs to my basement bedroom for hide my queen size bed are for safe.