your in the town of Honey wood, Bodger is talking to 3 adventurers about the best prices and equipment he has available, Greg is getting skipped every time he tries talking from one dude, Baelin is walking down a new path, Guard is guarding, Eugene is crying

Bodger (Blacksmith): (gesturing to an array of swords and armor) "Good news, adventurers! This sword was originally priced at 150 coins, but it’s currently on sale at a 40% discount. That means you'll only pay 90 coins today!"

Greg (Garlic Farmer): (trying to get attention while waving his hands) "Hello adventurer, my sheep have run amuck! Will you—"

MashPotatoes29: (interrupting) "Skip."

Baelin (Fisherman): (cheerfully walking down a new dirt path, talking to himself) "Mornin’! Nice day for fishing, ain't it? Hua ha!"

Eugene (Crybaby): (sobbing uncontrollably) "Please, adventurer! I need your aid!" (continues crying, clutching a tattered map)

Baradun (Sorcerer): (talking to a Adventurer) "Adventurer! the world of Azerim needs you! leave this pitiful shit hole of a town"

Guard (Guard): (standing sternly by the town gate) "For the peace of the kingdom. For the alliance!"

Gravedigger Nut (Gravedigger 1): (digging) "Graves won't dig themselves!"

Gravedigger Grimble (Gravedigger 2): (digging) "No they won't!" the two grave diggers are saying the same lines in a loop

Fred The Fruit Merchant (Fruit Merchant): "Would anyone like to buy some fresh fruit that can save starving children?

Bernard (Mugger): see that bucket?

Charles (Mugger): yeah what about it?

Bernard (Mugger: let's mug it!

Young Maiden (I don't know her name she's in one of the skits, anyways she's a maiden): (talking to an Adventurer) "Hello hero! welcome to the fare town of honey wood. You like an adventurer who's journey has just began. As such, I like to offer you easy quest to start with. Would you like to help me with my chores? I can split my pocket money with you."

You can choose to be any of NPCs or players!