For some godforsaken reason, you flutter your eyes open to see a blinding light and three furry bear faces staring at you.

Grizz: Helloooooo? Earth to bear!

It turns out, you’re in a forest. And by the looks of things, these bears don’t look like the violent beasts you always associated them with. They look almost…cuddly. Oh yeah, they’re also speaking English.

Panda: Oh, look! They’re waking up.

Ice: Ice Bear can confirm they’re not dead.