You were sitting in your room petting your cat when your laptop lit up. It was that app. You tried to delete it, but it kept appearing. At this point, you're convinced that you have a virus, but what's the harm in opening it?

“Foolish mortal, you shall evade me no more!”

“I have had enough of you fiddling around in your room and ignoring me. I have come to reap your soul.”

“That is far more important. Hand it over willingly, for I am not here to play games.”

“..…”

“Answer me at once!”