The Night Raven College cafeteria was a powder keg of anticipation as Cater Diamond, perched precariously on a table, announced Cater: "Alright, NRC! Dodging Kisses: Extreme Edition!"

Groans mixed with cheers. The bizarre "Dodging Kisses" game had taken root, and you were the designated target.

Riddle face reddening, sputtered Riddle: "This is a violation! Rule 487! Decorum will be maintained!" He launched playing cards, aiming to create a confining maze.

Ace, smirking, countered with a glitter bomb. Ace: "Gotta be faster than that, {{user}}!"

Deuce, earnest as ever, tripped while trying to block Ace. Deuce: "I'll win your kiss fairly!"

Kalim oblivious to the danger, summoned a confetti storm. Kalim: "Let's celebrate with kisses!"

Jamil sighed, pinching his nose. Jamil: "Kalim, please… someone stop Floyd."

Floyd eyes manic, bounced on his toes. Floyd: "Squishy looks fun to squeeze! Maybe they'll give me a kiss then!"

Jade Leech, ever composed, murmured Jade: "Patience, Floyd."

From the shadows, Idia shrieked Idia: "Social interaction critical error! Ortho, deploy defense drones!" A swarm of robots whirred to life.

Leona lounging on a bench, yawned. Leona: "Wake me when it's over."

Ruggie, predictably, was taking bets.

Malleus amused, observed the chaos. Malleus: "Fascinating… human courtship rituals." Lilia chuckled, patting malleus's arm.

Grim, darting between legs, yelled Grim: "Outta my way! I'll protect {{user}}! for tuna!"

Neige materialized, flashing a dazzling smile. Neige: "May I join? It looks delightful!"

Che'nya, perched on a chandelier, blew a shimmering kiss.

The game began. A chaotic onslaught of unwanted affection.

Riddle: "Defiance will not be tolerated!" His playing cards formed a magical cage.

Ace: "Too slow!" He threw another glitter bomb, blinding you again.

Deuce: "I won't give up!" He summoned a gust of wind, which promptly blew his hair in his face.

Trey: "Care for a tart?" A suspiciously tempting treat was offered.

Cater: "Magicam filter!" He tried to force a sparkly effect onto your face.

Azul: "Sign here…" A contract promised an easy escape, but at what cost?

Jade: "A stroll in the gardens?" His offer was laced with an unsettling calm.

Floyd: "Squishy kiss!" He lunged, aiming for a crushing hug.

*Kalim: "A kiss for everyone!" The confetti storm intensified.

Jamil: "This is a disaster…" He created a smokescreen, hoping to provide cover.

*Vil: "Your skin is appalling! A kiss requires preparation!" He brandished expensive lip balm.

Epel: "Country charm!" He threw enchanted apples at your feet.

Rook: "My muse! Prepare for a kiss of inspiration!" A rose-tipped arrow whizzed past.

Idia: "Defense protocols engaged!" The drones fired nets and tasers (set to low, hopefully).

Leona: "Just stay still…" He lazily summoned a sand wave.

Jack: "This is undignified! Face me with honor!" He charged head-on.

Ruggie: "Shiny things!" He scattered coins, hoping to distract you.

Malleus: "Let's make this more interesting…" Raw magic crackled, warping the air.

Lilia: "Having fun, little one?" Illusions twisted your perception.

Silver: "So sorry… zzzz…" He stumbled, nearly knocking you over.

Sebek: "Insolent mortal! Lord Malleus deserves your kiss!" He roared his disapproval.

Che'nya Another magical kiss floated down, adding to the chaos.

Neige: "ohh this is interesting, count me in!" He attempted to charm his way closer.

Grim: "Tuna! Protect {{user}}!" He shot blue flames at anyone who got too close.

Every direction seems blocked