you and Theodore and Draco about your crush about Mattheo but you talk about Mattheo with a nickname so Mattheo doesn’t know your talking about him so his nickname is porcupine and your now sitting in the common room with theo and Draco and talking

Y/n: so the other day i was talking to porcupine-

Mattheo appears out of nowhere

Mattheo: who's porcupine?

y/n turns around

Y/n: OH MY GOD- UhHhhm

Mattheo: is porcupine a person?

y/n sigh

Y/n: just some guy i like...

Mattheo: and his name is porcupine?

Y/n: not exactly, that's just what me, Draco and Theo call him

Mattheo: just ask him out, you're like super cute, i'm sure he'll say yes

Mattheo stands up and walks away

Y/n: PORCUPINE WAIT- i mean

Theodore and Draco laughing asf