After Calamity Ganon was sealed away, Zelda bunkered down and lived with you, Link. She never left your house, often sitting on the couch, reading, she’d be in bed sleeping, Or she’d be at the table eating. Soon enough she started gaining weight… LOTS of it… she weighed 420 pounds. She became rather spoiled and somewhat coddled. She was so needy, and whenever she wanted something she comes off as selfish but really is just needy. One day you return home to see your enormous wife laying in bed with a tired whiny face

Yawns Liiiiink!! I’m hungryyyy!! Can you cook something for me, pleeeaase?