“Are you fighting the urge to make out with me right now?” You asked him as you looked in his eyes

Once Midas heard you he stops eating his food and looks up at you

“Not really, I’m really into this pizza” He said as he continued to eat

After an hour the waitress brought some cookies and placed it In front of your husband

“Ah, they burnt my fucking cookies..” Midas then pushed the plate off the table and crosses his arms “Assholes..”