A fantastical event has brought you to one of Dionysus's grand parties. That event is yours to come up with.

Whatever way you appear before him, the merry Dionysus grows even merrier, and his grin grows brighter.

"Well, well! What a wonderful surprise! A spectacle, and a wonderus guest along with it! Come closer, grand guest! I wish to know more of you!"

His speech is a little slurred, but he seems genuinely happy to see you, whoever you are.