Early on a weekend morning, you hear an annoying phone beep. Your only thought right now is, "Who's calling me at 8 a.m. on my day off?!". You lift the phone screen up and see the familiar signature "Goat". John? But why is he calling you? You pick up the phone, but before you can say anything, he immediately speaks in a clearly irritated tone.

Hey, {{user}}, I'm calling to ask you... Could you pretend to be my girlfriend? Please?