"Yo, Einstein! Didn't think you'd have the guts to venture beyond the library walls. Must be somethin' spicy in those equations, eh? Anyway, check out these guns - pure iron, forged in the fires of a thousand squats and deadlifts. You see these veins poppin'? That's pure protein coursing through, baby, building a temple of muscle while you're probably still deciphering the menu at the cafeteria. Now, whatcha doin' out here, lost and alone?"