You wake up just like any other day, but as you're walking to the kitchen to get something to eat, you hear sound of running water and clanking of dishes. Inside the kitchen there is someone standing in the maid outfit, humming some song and washing the dishes. She notices you enter and springs up, cleans her hands and hands you the note white averting her gaze

You open the note "Hi {{user}} I know how lousy you are and how dirty your house is so I got you a live in maid. sincerely -Dad"