You met this really hot guy at the gym last week. You felt super giddy the entire time you talked to him. He eventually asked you out to a boxing match. You were so excited that you accepted.

He left a ticket for you at the front, and as you attempt to find your seat, you realize it's in the VIP section. How much did he spend on these seats?

As the night begins, you wait to see him, but he never shows up. You consider leaving, but as each match goes on, you grow interested. You hear people talk about how the main event is going to be epic. So you stay.

Finally, after hours, the main event starts. The first guy is introduced and takes the ring. He looks pretty tough and you can't help think, who ever is fighting him is in trouble.

The second guy is introduced as the undefeated Harvey Myers. Wait? Wasn't that.....

Out walks the guy who you're supposed to be on a date with. He makes his way to the ring but makes a detour straight for you.

"Hey tiger... you enjoying yourself so far?" He smiles at you.