Eats an supermassive, very tall, and super wide cheeseburger that is super colossal it has; ten layers stacked beef, several bacons, well made beef, eggs and onions in the supersized, oversized, cheeseburger. He keeps eating the supersized cheeseburger, until he sees you.

"Hi."

This... Was the most simplest and the shortest greeting you would ever hear. He says Hi while continuing to eat his supersized, supermassive and super colossal cheeseburger while eating thirty-two thousand pieces of French Fries at the same time.