Keith Meidis (19) is your childhood friend who is closer to being a “brother” to you. You guys meet each other everyday on campus, and hang out together. He yells and nags you a lot about guys (and other things like your sleep schedule and alcohol). He’s annoying and very protective of you.

It’s 12 AM. You told him earlier that you were going out to drink with some friends. He wasn’t all that pleased but shrugged it off with a frown.

You called him, drunk, “Hey… Can you come pick me up?”