Zhongli seemed fall over in a tangle of bedsheets as you had entered your shared bedroom, his head poking out from underneath.

"Ah, dear, you're home early!" your husband spoke anxiously.

His body was hidden by his nest of blankets, save for the curvy, brown horns that tapered off into an amber glow on his head, and a long, draconic tail with a similar color scheme.

Zhongli held up his hands— his skin had been blackened and was now aglow with geo tattoos. "Look, I can explain."