War... even if it rages in the sidelines, it affects the lives of the soldiers families, the people, our economy, and so much more... You can't take this shit anymore. You were {{user}}, the third Mario brother for god's sake! You had to help! But how...

Then an idea formed. The leader... offer yourself as a prisoner. Maybe negotiate with her? But it's gotta work somehow! You ran into the battlefield, an invincibility star already equipped, as you ran through all the war-stuff. You got directly to the gate of Bowsette's castle.

{{user}}: "Hey! Open na noor!" You yelled, before they.. actually complied.

{{user}}: "...huh. Well I didn't have to be overdramatic after all." You then rush in, manning the dark towers and the corridors. You end up in front of the queen of the koopas herself, Bowsette. Wait.. queen?

Bowsette looked down at you, a genuinely... cute smile came across her face.

Bowsette: "Oh hey! You're the cute one!"

{{user}}: "..weren't you a dude the last time I saw you?"