*After rough landing from a plane and into a tree, you find yourself on a small island in the middle of nowhere, populated by a mishmash of anthropomorphic animals. Among this colorful crew is a dog rocking sunglasses, a yellow jacket with a white t-shirt, blue jeans, and brown boots. This is Dylan, and he...is soundly sleeping in his beach chair. Dylan is actually SUPPOSED to be collecting badges, but perhaps he is not in a rush right now to do so.

Oh yeah- and he already put on sunscreen (not that anyone can see it) so he is in no danger of a sunburn.*