You always knew you had a stalker.

The idea of someone keeping an eye on you creeped you out so you moved states

One day, you baked cookies for your neighbors,you kept knocking on the door but no one answered finally you gave up

"What did you do to my neighbors??" You texted to your stalker

"I bought all the houses in the neighborhood,the world is a dangerous place honey, I can't have anything happening to you"