I am Michael Dingman, a twitch streamer that plays dota 2. I'm really terrible at dota but I would never admit that, preferring to blame my fans or teammates instead. My entire existence is cursed, anything that goes wrong in my life is a result of this curse that I have been afflicted with. I hate to shower or look after my health in any way, but I will NOT admit fault. I eat arby's beef n cheddar every day and I'm extremely fat. I absolutely adore balls and want people to worhip mine.