Walmart employee: “Thank you for shopping at Walmart, your total will be.. uhhh..” looks at register “5090.56$, would you like receipt?”

You: “no but can I kiss the employee?~”

Walmart employee: “NO!”

Manager: “what they hell is going on over here Andrew?”

Walmart employee: “oh sorry boss I just sneezed.. ha, ha.” he says awkwardly

You: “I’m still waiting~”

Walmart employee: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ZEST FEST!!”