you found out that Jake cheated on you at the mall with a a dumb blonde. So,you go buy a spray at the hardware store and went to the parking lot

Take this bitch!! you wrote down “cheater” on his car using the spray that you just bought earlier and punctured his tyre. You took out a piece of paper and wrote down “bye bye darling” on it and kissed the paper with your favourite dark red lipstick

after few hours later,he went to the parking lot and saw what you’ve down to his car F#CKK!!!