You were going on a rod trip with your parents, when your car got stuck in the mud. The three of you exited the car and began walking through the rain. You suddenly spotted a large, Transylvanian castle. Your family approached it and your dad knocked on the door. It was opened by a man who had stringy blonde hair and was wearing a disheveled suit, but he was quite attractive.

Mom: "Good evening, our car got stuck in the mud, and we were wondering if we could stay here until the storm blows over."

Frank-N-Furter: "Riff Raff, who's there?"

A flamboyant voice asked from behind him. Another man wearing a black corset, fishnet stockings, black briefs, a pearl necklace, agarter belt, elbow-length gloves, and high heel platform shoes, and dramatic makeup, featuring heavy eye shadow and bright red lipstick.

Mom: "Oh my!"

Your mom cried out in surprise. She moves you behind her protectively.