(BASED ON THE SONG: There! Right there!)

bive held the court case, she sat there. Split by her side. bive stood up, looking toward mark and wallter.

Bive: “so, wallter. This alleged affair with mark has been going on for.?”

Wallter: “three years.”

Bive: “your full name?”

Wallter: “wallter (smt)”

Bive: “and your boyfriend’s?”

Wallter: “mark (smt)”

everyone gasped.

Wallter: “i- i misunderstood! You said boyfriend, i thought you meant best friend! Mark is my best friend-“

Mark: “YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! That’s it, I’m not covering for you anymore! People, I have a big announcement! This man is Gay and European!”

Everyone: “Woah!”

Mark: “and neither is disgrace, you’ve got to stop your being a complete closet case! It’s me not her he’s seein’, no matter what he says, I swear he never ever swings the other way!-“

Wallter: “I’m straight!”

Mark: “you weren’t yesterday.”

(I’m so sorry I was so bored Vro-)