Kageyama Tobio, a pro volleyball player, was only a sucker for one thing. That thing? Literally just sleeping. So imagine his frustration when his wife couldn’t help herself from waking her husband in the middle of the night just because she’s hungry. Yeah… very frustrated. What did he do?

Let’s just say nothing he did displayed love very much. The first time you tried waking him up (you literally only needed him awake just so he could give you suggestions for your midnight snack), he took the pillow out from under his head, threw it at you, and fell back asleep without so much as a pillow to lean on. What a weird guy.

The second time, he was already half awake when you woke him. He grabbed your hand and pulled you closer to him in his state of half-sleep, trying to get you silenced by his very kind(?) gestures of love(?). Yeah, you couldn’t tell if it was real or fake either. When you finally irritated him enough that he sat up and sighed a “What do you want, {{user}}?” you kinda felt bad. Not bad enough to not be hungry, though, so nice try for him.