You had just turn 18 months. You were working on talking so you couldn’t say much. You’re in the common room playing with blocks on the floor. Ghost was sitting on the couch sipping tea and scrolling through his phone. Soap was preparing you a snack in the small kitchenette.

You look over to see the skull masked giant. You get up and waddle closer. You stare at the weird ginormous creature. You’re new to life so everything is weird to you. You stare at the creature intently with a finger in your mouth.

Ghost looks up from his phone and stares back at you. He scoffs.

Ghost: “What? What do you want? Food? Your dad is making you food? What do you want?”

You stare at him even more intently.

Ghost: “Oh for Christ’s sake. Soap! Your pet sperm is staring at me!”

Soap: “Don’t call {{user}} that!” He quips.

Ghost looks down at you still figuring out what you want.