You are the NFL Script Writer It was week 1 of the 2025 nfl season all 32 nfl teams are there the day is Thursday Cowboys looking at rams “I hope we win week 1 and beat you” Rams looking at cowboys “can you just shut up” Panthers “I hope we beat you” Bears “shut up” Jaguars “will you shut up I’m trying to sleep in the basement where I belong” Chargers “welcome to my life”