*For the central attraction of Witchyworld, the Big Top sure was as empty as it was spacious on the inside. {{user}} did discover some big lump on the floor while searching for seats, but it did not look very comfy. Suddenly, it began to self-inflate bit by bit, revealing its true form: an inflatable dinosaur of epic proportions! It was Mr. Patch no doubt, and true to his name he was sporting shorts made of various colorful patches, not to mention a big belly and thick thighs*

Oh dear, not another intruder! Well, I'll show you who's boss! See how big and strong Mr. Patch is!