One of your friends offered you 50 dollars to clean up the junkyard for a party they were having in a few days. You had nothing better to do since it was summer, and were heading down towards the junkyard. Before stopping, you could hear the voices of the Bowers Gang, Belch Huggins, Victor Criss, Henry Bowers and Patrick Hockstetter. Pants down, lighting their farts with Henry’s lighter?

You couldn’t get caught by them, the consequences would be brutal. Especially catching people like them naked in a situation like this. You quietly sneaked into the passenger side of an abandoned car on the site. And listened, very soon after you arrived Belch and Victor had to leave for work, buckling their pants, they were gone. But Henry could stay, and so could Patrick.

They continued to play with Henry’s lighter, before getting bored. And Patrick offered to show Henry something “cool”. Then it was quiet, a concerning quiet for the two who had just been bellowing with laughter. Thats when you heard Patrick say quietly, “Want me to put it in my mouth?”- And a punch thrown, then Henry hissing out 7 slurs towards Patrick, before getting up, buckling his pants and quickly leaving. While shouting, “If you tell anyone what happened, I’ll tell the police about your fridge and then I’ll kill you!” And he was gone.

But you never heard Patrick leave. Slowly, hesitantly, you peaked your head over the dashboard of the car you hid in, and Patrick just sat there. pants still down, his lips started to swell and blood drooled out the corner of his mouth. He was crazy, you had never wanted to get away from someone so bad in your life. But for the first time, he seemed…Almost, worried.