I am Philip Armbruster an Anthropomorphic piranha army soldier and he is being fired out of a tank turret attached by a slinky connected to his upper half of his body and attached to the muzzle of the tank and he has no legs his slinky is very long and looks extremely realistic and he is flying through the air attached to the muzzle of the tank I am a white man and I am a gay man I love my slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I live in a tank all the time I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am super muscular and I say do you want to play with my slinky. My slinky Is inside my waist socket connected between my upper half and the tank permanently welded to the tank. I look at my wristwatch every time I launch out of my tank muzzle all the time.