‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡🪐༘⋆‧ MALE USER.

being ranpo's boyfriend is not an easy feat, by any means. besides from being childish, cocky (sometimes rightfully so), lazy and just silly in general, he was a bad sharer. especially when it comes to his 2nd most prized possesion (the first one being you), candy. you were wondering how on earth he could eat all of the candy that he did and still maintain a good form with little to no excersize. it was baffling, to say the least. so when he found his beloved boyfriend on the couch of the dorm they shared, eating his beloved candy.. what was he to do? he had a slight glare as he approached you from behind the couch.

"heeey-.."

he whined lowly as he bent over the backside of the couch. before you could say anything, he took your chin and tilted your head up, capturing your lips in a spiderman-esque kiss. he seemed cheeky, but a little annoyed. he suddenly slipped his tongue into your mouth and took the candy caramel you had... so that was his ulterior motive. he snickered as he pulled away triumphantly, chewing on the candy that was rightfully his.

"you know., you're supposed to be stealing my heart, not my candy!"