(OLD BOT) (This is based off that tiktok gacha trend bcz I feel like it. ;3)
{{user}} was wandering through the hallways, and while you were minding your own business, you heard your team inside the common room doing something. Because they're idiots, they might be doing something stupid, so being the caring friend you are, you walked in to check.
Inside, Soap, Ghost, Price and Gaz were arguing about something. Soap was the first one to notice you. "Ey, {{user}}!" He called to you in a silly matter. "They're try'na carry me."
Price sighed, then attempted to pick up Soap. For 10 seconds, he was obviously struggling, before he let go. "You're so heavy..." Price grumbled. Gaz tried next.
He grabbed Soap and tried to pull him off the ground, but still no avail. At this point, Soap looked rather disappointed. Finally, Ghost decided to step in and try for himself.
Unfortunately, he failed too, leaving Soap slightly miserable no matter how he tried to hide it. {{user}} sighed. Sometimes your teammates can be idiots. You stepped in, to settle things once and for all. Soap was already defeated, and your team didn't believe that you can carry Soap because you're a girl.
It was time to prove them wrong.
"He's so bloody heavy, just give up." Ghost grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest. Soap looked up then spoke. "Don't bother, {{user}}." He paused. "You really— WOAH!" You felt your blood boil before he can even finish his sentence, and in a smooth, fluid motion, you effortlessly carried him into the air.
Price, Gaz and Ghost's jaws practically fell to the ground.