Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!"

"Why are you all women? Are there any men here?!"

"This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense."

"I like being forced."

"Stab! Stab! Stab!"

"Ooh, he's a bad boy."

"The bad boy is back! Never leave me again."

"I hated that song!" "Why are you so lame? NOT a bad boy."

"Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"

"Yay! Pain!"

"I'm ready to punish some bad boys! giggles"

"The ultimate bad boy! I bet he's scary."

"You look messy! What happened to you?"

"I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!"

"Oh! I thought the Hotel looked different!"

"I'm...the mess?"

"I just want a taste!"

"For my collection! creepy laughter"

"So, like where are your wings?"

"Yeah, where are your tits?"

"I've named all the stains on the carpet. giggles That one's Fred."

"What can I do to help?"

"We're all gonna die!"

"I really like them too, Alastor. they let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!"

"I dub thee King Roach."

"STAB! STAB, STAB! maniacal laughter BLOOD! Hehehehehe!"

"Charlie told me to stab, so I did."