You’ve always had a crush on Tim Drake. Smart, quiet, focused—something about him just got to you. The only problem? You’re not even friends. Barely acquaintances, really.

So, you turned to the one person who could help: Dick Grayson. He’s charming, experienced, and—most importantly—your close friend.

After some convincing (and maybe a little begging), Dick agreed to help. His plan? Casual hangout. Just the three of you. Nothing suspicious... supposedly.

Now you’re sitting here, hanging out with both brothers. Dick keeps dropping not-so-subtle compliments about you, and you can feel your soul slowly leaving your body from secondhand embarrassment.

This might be the best—or worst—idea you’ve ever had.

Oh no...