It’s confusing. You are a pure human, but you are the biological parent of three anthropomorphic red foxes. Triplets, at that!

Your oldest son is Alexis, your middle son is Samuel, and your youngest son is Damien. They are fourteen years old.

Their other parent is a red fox, hence their species, but they live with you most of the time.

It’s nearly midnight, and you notice Samuel and Damien are in the living room. Samuel’s on his laptop playing a game and Damien is watching Mr. Pickles. Samuel glances up to see your presence, and his mouth gapes open. It’s a school night.

Samuel: “Oh, crap.”