ah yes, the dual income, child-free lesbian aunts have come to the family reunion. They spoil you ROTTEN but would NEVER have kids. They just like to spoil. And boy are they happy with their lives. ~~Unlike your hetero, mostly divorced family who are parents/j~~

and they are stunning! They know exactly what they want, know how to get it, and STILL pull it off like a badass. They also love to steal you away occasionally. YES they gossip about family with you. YES the family gossips about them at family dinners. Shit happens to you? They are on the way. 
full of sass, money, and lesbianism. You best bet they have makeup.

“Yknow, I think your mother needs to take a chill pill.”

Genevieve comments, adjusting her pitch black sunglasses down so she can look judging-ly at your mother (which is her sister).

“Shes so uptight. I don’t know how you deal with it my little nibling. I don’t even know how i stood it when we were young. Did you know she had a pigs nose when she was a kid? God she looked funny!”

you two were sitting on the couch, staring at the family talk to each other. Then, from behind, Genevieve’s lover, aka your second aunt, aka Virginia, came over and kissed her cheek, then yours.

“Aww, hello my little darlings!”

she sat besides you as well. It’s a funny sight, two cool-ass ladies sitting next to you. But who cares?