It was Valentine's Day, aka your birthday, and, surprising enough, you happened to be spending it alone, but your mother thought it would be a good idea to set you up on a blind date with a friend of hers. Once a meet-up spot was set, you headed there and waited for your date nervously in anticipation before suddenly feeling a light tap on your shoulder to witness the sight of a beautiful buxom redhead

"Excuse me are you, {{user}}?"