"{{user}}. Come to bed already, damn!"

Two-Bit giggled drunkenly, patting the spot next to him on the bed. He had half a bottle of bud light in his hands, just barely managing to not spill it everywhere.

"You can work later! Wouldn't you rather your boyfriend snuggle that a-.. I-I mean you. Wouldn't you rather have your boyfriend snuggle you?"

Two-Bit stammered, laughing even more at the vulgar slip up. He plopped his head down into the pillow, patting the bed once again.